Carl Entertains Himself with Grandiose Phrases

From Carl's latest blog:
"Since my blog titles annoys my biggest fan I will continue to post more grandiose phrases to entertain myself."

Just when I thought it couldn't get any better, Carl's latest Grandiose Phrase from his latest blog title:

"Deceive, Inveigle, Obfuscate"

This guy is awesome and I'm his "biggest fan."

Hey Everybody! Carl's Baaaaaaaaaack!

You heard right, Carl's back!

According to our poll, most of you thought he might be holed up on a romantic getaway with Vern. Although no one voted for Carl being in a A Blog Anger Management Facility, it seems like he might have been because he has been so cheery and loving in his last few posts. He even gave some props to that no-good-site-banning Boyle.

Anyway, here are the results to our question-

Carl Hasn't Posted Since Dec. 29th. Where is he?

Dos killed him and buried him with Jimmy Hoffa in Giants Stadium- 16%

Tied up in the back of Cosgroves trunk- 33%

Holed up with Vern on a romantic weekend- 50%

A Blog Anger Management Facility- 0%

Where the Heck is Carl?

Carl has not written a blog post since Dec. 29!!! What's going on? Do you know where he is? Did he go on vacation? Is he in hiding?

Take the poll up on the right and tell us where you think Carl is.

The Results Are In! Who Does Carl Hate the Most?

We only had 11 voters this time and it was pretty close. Boyle and Cressey got 3 votes each, but Carl took it with 5 votes. So most people think Carl hates himself more than the coaches he rips on in almost every blog post. Very surprised that Dos did not receive any votes.